Friday, January 28, 2011

Friday Fun

A woman decides to join a convent, and takes a vow of silence.

No...that's not the joke, hold on.

After ten years of complete silence, she's brought in to the office for review and is given the chance to speak, but just two words. She says "cold food."

They say "ok, you're right, the food could be warmer, we'll work on that."

After another ten years, it's the same process. Two more words: "Hard bed."
"Yes" they say "the beds could be softer."

Ten more years go by. Same thing. This time she says "I quit."
They reply "Good, you've done nothing but complain since you got here!"

Have a great weekend.

Stay in touch -

Mark

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