Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes.
Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? A: Sexual harassment.
Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? A: $3.99 a minute.
Q: Why are men and parking spaces alike? A: Because all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped.
Q: What do women think men and floor tiles have in common? A: If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them for life.
Q: What is a man's view of safe sex? A: A padded headboard.
Q: How do men sort their laundry? A: "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable"
Q: Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? A: The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Q:. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? A: She is the one who can eat the last donut.
Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
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Mark
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