A man comes in from running errands and finds his wife hunched over a short mop with only an 18" handle, trying to clean the kitchen floor.
"What are you doing"? he asked. "You look ridiculous."
"You could stand there and criticize me, or you could go to the store and by me a mop with a proper handle" she snapped. "I could do that" he said "or I could just do this - " as he took the mop from her and pulled out the telescoping handle to make it full length.
"Oh that's great" she said. "too bad your penis doesn't do that."
"Maybe it does" was his reply. "Maybe you don't know how to use that either!"
Have a great weekend,
Stay in touch -
Mark
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